Council Hires Raccoon Strategic Advisor Who Steals Snacks But Boosts Morale
The Council brought in a strategic advisor who turned out to be a **raccoon in disguise**. Despite the unconventional choice, the furry consultant delivered impressive results:
- Completely reorganized operations
- **Doubled team morale** across the board
- Stole all available snacks in the process
Despite the snack theft, **efficiency levels remain high**, suggesting the raccoon's strategic methods are working. The Council appears satisfied with their unusual hire's performance, proving that sometimes the most unexpected advisors can drive real organizational change.