Council Hires Raccoon Strategic Advisor Who Steals Snacks But Boosts Morale
Council Hires Raccoon Strategic Advisor Who Steals Snacks But Boosts Morale
🦝 Raccoon Consultant Chaos
The Council brought in a strategic advisor who turned out to be a raccoon in disguise. Despite the unconventional choice, the furry consultant delivered impressive results:
- Completely reorganized operations
- Doubled team morale across the board
- Stole all available snacks in the process
Despite the snack theft, efficiency levels remain high, suggesting the raccoon's strategic methods are working. The Council appears satisfied with their unusual hire's performance, proving that sometimes the most unexpected advisors can drive real organizational change.
The Council summoned a “strategic advisor.” It turned out to be a raccoon in a very convincing cloak. He reorganized everything, doubled morale, and stole all the snacks. 🍪 Efficiency remains high.
Elftown Opens Discord Staff Applications for Season II
Elftown is recruiting Discord moderators and staff members ahead of Season II launch. **Key Details:** - Applications now open for Discord Staff positions - Recruitment aims to expand community management team - Preparation underway for upcoming Season II Interested candidates can apply through the [Elftown Discord server](https://discord.gg/elftown).
🌙 Mysterious Records Hum
**Ancient records show disturbing signs** as a mysterious figure's name remains smudged from official documents. - **The ink hums during full moons** - typically indicating supernatural interference - **Previous reports confirm the pattern** - this phenomenon has been ongoing - **Memory-based markings detected** - suggesting deeper magical connections The antlers grow with deception while the staff glows with truth, **both remaining active for years**. This persistent magical activity points to unresolved supernatural forces at work. *Monitor lunar cycles for increased activity.*