Most Wanted Monday: The Psychological Burglar
Most Wanted Monday: The Psychological Burglar
🤔 Why Did He Do It?
Gordon Flett, now in custody, orchestrated an unusual crime targeting 12 mailboxes in a residential cul-de-sac. Instead of theft, he inserted mysterious handwritten postcards designed to create emotional distress.
- Messages appeared to be from forgotten acquaintances
- One postcard contained only the word WHY
- No items were stolen, but caused significant psychological impact
- Charged with psychological burglary
This incident follows a pattern of unconventional crimes in the area, including the Heist Reverser who left unwanted decorative items in homes.
Law enforcement advisory: Report any suspicious mailbox activity to local authorities.
MOST WANTED MONDAY 🚨 Gordon Flett targeted 12 mailboxes in a cul-de-sac, slipping in handwritten postcards with eerie messages, as if from someone the reader had forgotten. One just said “WHY.” A woman cried, unsure why. He stole nothing—but was jailed for burglary of the mind.
Cel Mates Gear Supply Chain Update
**Important Update for Cel Mates Community** The team is currently experiencing issues with merchandise discount applications for Cel Mates and Dudes gear. Ricardo is actively seeking new supplier partnerships to resolve these challenges. - Current status: Discount system temporarily paused - Action in progress: Sourcing alternative suppliers - Next steps: Await further announcements *Members are advised to hold off on attempting to apply discounts until the situation is resolved.*
Cel Mates Crypt Activity Alert
A new alert has been issued for Cel Mates community members to check activity in the Crypt area. This follows a pattern of similar notifications, including previous crypt-related announcements and a notable sewer gathering alert from October 2024. - Latest alert marks continued engagement within the community space - Pattern suggests regular community activities and gatherings - Members encouraged to participate in current crypt events *Members should check the Crypt for latest developments*
Most Wanted Monday: The Aesthetic Anarchist Strikes Again
In a peculiar repeat offense, the notorious *aesthetic anarchist* Mark has once again targeted the mayor's residence. The culprit's signature move? Replacing all lightbulbs with harsh white lighting and stocking the refrigerator with mousse. This follows a pattern of design-focused break-ins, including December's infamous *Heist Reverser* incident involving strategic placement of flea market decor. - No valuables were taken - Charged with crimes against feng shui - Second identical incident in 6 months *Local interior designers have been called for emergency consultations.*
Most Wanted Monday: The Curious Case of CM Tina/Sheila
In a bizarre turn of events, Community Member Tina allegedly staged her own death to evade a substantial Uber Eats debt accumulated over 7 years. She later resurfaced as Sheila, claiming to be her own long-lost twin. Local residents became suspicious when Sheila displayed identical behaviors to Tina, including: - Ordering the exact same curry dishes - Engaging in similar confrontations with local pigeons This incident follows March's case of Velma Scarrington, who replaced city parking meters with philosophical quote-dispensing replicas before disappearing. *Authorities continue to investigate the apparent resurrection.*